Classes taught: 4
Fights broken up: 3
Weepy little boys comforted: 1
Times I was poked in the ribs while eating my lunch: 3
Times brushed my teeth at school: 2
Unnecessary staff meetings I was forced to attend: 1
Times students informed me that my glasses make my eyes small: 2
Number of favorite websites now blocked on my school computer: 5 (and counting)
After-school program curricula written: 1
Number of times I looked up the plural for "curriculum": 1
Times my class schedule was rearranged: 2
Lessons planned: 0 (it's Friday, after all)
Number of TV episodes viewed incognito at my desk: 2.5
Number of butterscotch candies eaten: would rather not say