You’ve come (kind of) a long way, baby. Rejoice! (source)
When perusing the daily news, there are some stories that make you want to jump up out of your chair and applaud humanity for it’s remarkable advances from the primordial goo.
Following threats from a Korean humans rights watchdog group, South Korea’s Asiana Airlines will join all the other Korean air carriers and allow flight attendants to wear trouser. Yes, this is a great day of advancement indeed.
However, for those of you who are not rail-thin and considered “attractive” by Asiana standards, you’re shit out of luck and you’re next step from the primordial goo should be in the direction of baggage claim for possible job openings. Bring a pen.
In a world without human rights watchdog groups.
Additional Reading:
- Virgin Atlantic Airlines voted for having hottest cabin crews.
- Website for Korea’s National Human Rights Commission.
